I should get you a trophy or something. 'Furriest Person in Ryslig'. Oh, or would you be Best in Show?
[Not that there were bear-person competitions or anything. Though that did raise the question of what would happen if someone entered, like, a werewolf into a dog competition. Would they be disqualified? Is there a special category for animal monsters? There are many questions.]
Seriously, though, I'm sure I'm not the first person to say this but the Fog God is kind of a bitch? Like, why all this? [He gestures down at himself.] I look like the big awful vault monster that I had to kill. Plus bonus eyeball hand, like, why.
[His drink comes. He just drinks it in one, do not pass Go, do not collect $200.]
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[Not that there were bear-person competitions or anything. Though that did raise the question of what would happen if someone entered, like, a werewolf into a dog competition. Would they be disqualified? Is there a special category for animal monsters? There are many questions.]
Seriously, though, I'm sure I'm not the first person to say this but the Fog God is kind of a bitch? Like, why all this? [He gestures down at himself.] I look like the big awful vault monster that I had to kill. Plus bonus eyeball hand, like, why.
[His drink comes. He just drinks it in one, do not pass Go, do not collect $200.]