[Tim leaned into the hug, settling some of his weight on Majima and pressing his face into that dense werewolf fluff. Nothing like smothering yourself in some fur when you felt like yeeting yourself into the abyss.]

I mean, I haven't walked into the ocean yet, so.

[It was a low bar, but Tim's setting small goals right now. He would have been perfectly content to pretend that Handsome Jack Tames Pandora had never happened and he'd never have to deal with anyone he personally knew finding out about how he'd starred in a Jack-themed porno. Because there was so much to unpack there, just the whole concept of him having to do a porno while pretending to be his asshole boss, and it was probably better to just throw away the whole suitcase.]

I just. I kind of thought that would never show up here? Because why would it.