No, it's, it's fine, if you hadn't told me, someone else probably would've found it.
[Better to hear it from his boyfriend than from some rando? God. Why was this his life.]
God, Jack would've found it and then I'd probably have come home one day to find the stupid thing framed and hung up in the living room.
[Because Jack would want a framed poster of his porno, even if he wasn't the person actually starring in said porno because he was too lazy, too busy, or had too much of a dad bod to want to. Or maybe because he would've had to take too many dick rocks to be able to actually film the porn part.]
And it would just give him ideas, I really don't want to have to deal with that.
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[Better to hear it from his boyfriend than from some rando? God. Why was this his life.]
God, Jack would've found it and then I'd probably have come home one day to find the stupid thing framed and hung up in the living room.
[Because Jack would want a framed poster of his porno, even if he wasn't the person actually starring in said porno because he was too lazy, too busy, or had too much of a dad bod to want to. Or maybe because he would've had to take too many dick rocks to be able to actually film the porn part.]
And it would just give him ideas, I really don't want to have to deal with that.