You're really doin' a good job of making it sound like a terrible-ass entertainment gig. I think I'd be put off sex for a while after somethin' like that.

[ Ugh, look at Tim. Setting things on fire, with his muscles. Okay, not directly with his muscles but look he was listening. Kind of surreal, having a conversation about his boyfriend being a porn actor in his past life, but hey. ]

Did anythin' good come out of it, though? Maybe ya stumbled across a kink ya never knew ya had.