[Flipping through the pages and finding Majima's little notes about types of evergreen trees was adorable-- look at him, putting so much effort into Christmas. Tim hardly would've been able to tell the difference between a spruce or a fir or a pine tree, they were all just big plants with green pokey bits to him.]
[But apparently, that Christmastime catalog was a cover for a much different catalog.]
[Either Majima was going really 80s with his spank bank and had picked up the equivalent of the Victoria's Secret catalog to hide in the bathroom, or he had some ideas about how to really make Tim's holiday merry and bright. There was a lot of leg in some of those pictures, especially the ones that seemed to be designed for people who had maybe a little less to show off in the chest region.]
[Tim quickly closed the magazine again, though, after he'd gotten a pretty decent eye-ful. He didn't want Majima to know that he'd seen it and ruin the surprise. But, man, what a surprise to get. Merry Christmas to Tim, apparently.]
[And, hey, maybe if he put some coffee on, it would summon the wolfman himself out of bed.]
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Date: 2019-12-15 01:47 am (UTC)[But apparently, that Christmastime catalog was a cover for a much different catalog.]
[Either Majima was going really 80s with his spank bank and had picked up the equivalent of the Victoria's Secret catalog to hide in the bathroom, or he had some ideas about how to really make Tim's holiday merry and bright. There was a lot of leg in some of those pictures, especially the ones that seemed to be designed for people who had maybe a little less to show off in the chest region.]
[Tim quickly closed the magazine again, though, after he'd gotten a pretty decent eye-ful. He didn't want Majima to know that he'd seen it and ruin the surprise. But, man, what a surprise to get. Merry Christmas to Tim, apparently.]
[And, hey, maybe if he put some coffee on, it would summon the wolfman himself out of bed.]