[Duh, everyone looked good in black, that wasn't an accomplishment. Try looking good in canary yellow, that was a real tough gig to pull off.]
[Inside the tailor's shop, there were... clothes. Because that's what a tailor did, they made clothes. Specifically, there were plenty of suits in different cuts and fabrics and embellishments, a long list of options for a man who actually knew a goddamn thing about suits. Tim was not that kind of man. Hell, the only time he'd had to wear suits was when he'd have to put on one of Jack's, and it would without fail have way too much gold fabric in it. He'd had to look like a gilded asshole.]
[The tailor looked like a very serious lady who asked Tim a very serious question. An answer was clearly expected.]
Hi, uh. Clothes. [Goddammit, Tim. Jack was the gilded asshole, answer appropriately.] Uh, I mean, tuxes. A white one, and, um... did you actually want a black one? [That question was directed to Majima, the person whose body was presumably going to be in one of those suits.]
I'm not gonna make you stick to the whole monochrome thing if you don't want to.
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Date: 2020-01-16 03:10 am (UTC)[Duh, everyone looked good in black, that wasn't an accomplishment. Try looking good in canary yellow, that was a real tough gig to pull off.]
[Inside the tailor's shop, there were... clothes. Because that's what a tailor did, they made clothes. Specifically, there were plenty of suits in different cuts and fabrics and embellishments, a long list of options for a man who actually knew a goddamn thing about suits. Tim was not that kind of man. Hell, the only time he'd had to wear suits was when he'd have to put on one of Jack's, and it would without fail have way too much gold fabric in it. He'd had to look like a gilded asshole.]
[The tailor looked like a very serious lady who asked Tim a very serious question. An answer was clearly expected.]
Hi, uh. Clothes. [Goddammit, Tim. Jack was the gilded asshole, answer appropriately.] Uh, I mean, tuxes. A white one, and, um... did you actually want a black one? [That question was directed to Majima, the person whose body was presumably going to be in one of those suits.]
I'm not gonna make you stick to the whole monochrome thing if you don't want to.