[Despite the fact that his husband is now half calamari, Tim looks at him like he's one hundred perfect perfect. Because he is, heart doodling tentacles and all.]
[He isn't two hundred pounds of beef anymore, but his monster strength should still be enough to lift one octo-husband, even as a catfishman. Man, that's pretty on-the-nose, even for the Fog God.]
Hey, that's progress, right? [Time to lift the sexy calamari.] Maybe you'll get control over all of 'em just in time to get turned into something else.
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[Despite the fact that his husband is now half calamari, Tim looks at him like he's one hundred perfect perfect. Because he is, heart doodling tentacles and all.]
[He isn't two hundred pounds of beef anymore, but his monster strength should still be enough to lift one octo-husband, even as a catfishman. Man, that's pretty on-the-nose, even for the Fog God.]
Hey, that's progress, right? [Time to lift the sexy calamari.] Maybe you'll get control over all of 'em just in time to get turned into something else.
[BECAUSE THAT'S THEIR LUCK AROUND HERE.]