[It would blow both of their anonymous internet handles and reveal that Majima had been anonymously talking to Tim about the thing that he needed to talk to Tim about. Which would just be embarrassing for both of them, honestly.]

Half the point of being at the beach is to get in the water, right? [At least, that was what he was told on that post. Man, a lot of people were doing beach dates these days for totally unrelated reasons.] I'm sure I can pick it up, it can't be that hard.

[beat]

Wait. Sand in what kinda places?

[At least it was a nice day for a walk, even if that walk was going to end at a sex shop. And knowing Majima, one with an appropriately groan-worthy pun in its name.]