[It's really hard not to just bust out laughing when Majima emerged-- not only did those things look absolutely ridiculous on him, amazing legs notwithstanding, but Majima's commentary on the attempted migration of the jeados just really added a certain je ne sais quois to the whole endeavor.]

Oh, wow. That's just... wow.

[He may have found the one thing that Majima didn't look sexy in.]

It's, it's really not--

[He was going to end it with 'that bad', but he couldn't lie to Majima's face like that. Really, he physically couldn't, he wasn't able to keep a straight face while he said it and had to cover his mouth with his hand. Tim held out the other picks, the ones that were significantly less stupid in cut and color. There, Majima, try on something that wasn't deliberately awful.]

Okay, okay, you should take those off. God, those really are goofy as shit.