[Tacky cute was definitely a thing, in the same way that ugly cute was a thing. A variation on so bad that it's good.]
[But Majima in those new shorts? Well, that was the furthest from tacky that a man could get-- the opposite of tacky, anti-tacky. He looked damn good and since Majima still had one fully functional eyeball, there was no possible way that he didn't notice that he was drop-dead gorgeous. A tall drink of water in objectively small amounts of clothing.]
[Tim made a low whistle.]
You'll be the hottest thing on the beach. They look really good on you.
[Beat-people-off-with-a-stick good. It was probably a good thing that Tim wasn't terribly prone to jealousy.]
They're not too small, right? I could find something else if you aren't comfortable. Or if you're worried that they won't stay on.
[If he wanted something that covered more of the tattoo on his legs, or something that was less at risk of going out with the tide.]
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Date: 2019-07-09 06:35 am (UTC)[But Majima in those new shorts? Well, that was the furthest from tacky that a man could get-- the opposite of tacky, anti-tacky. He looked damn good and since Majima still had one fully functional eyeball, there was no possible way that he didn't notice that he was drop-dead gorgeous. A tall drink of water in objectively small amounts of clothing.]
[Tim made a low whistle.]
You'll be the hottest thing on the beach. They look really good on you.
[Beat-people-off-with-a-stick good. It was probably a good thing that Tim wasn't terribly prone to jealousy.]
They're not too small, right? I could find something else if you aren't comfortable. Or if you're worried that they won't stay on.
[If he wanted something that covered more of the tattoo on his legs, or something that was less at risk of going out with the tide.]