[Look, Tim could deal with bullets and cannibals, he couldn’t shoot the goddamn ocean to make it stop being so fucking weird. Why was seaweed so gross? Why did jellyfish exist? Why were crabs so pinchy? The ocean was full of terrible things that could come into contact with Tim’s unsuspecting legs.]
[He sort of shuffled closer to Majima, as though proximity to his boyfriend could prevent seaweed encounters. Or his wolf boyfriend, whatever.]
Um. I’m not going to be too heavy, right? I don’t want to drag you down or anything.
[But he did totally want a wolf floatie, because that sounded super cute. Tim put his arm around Majima’s neck and put a little of his weight on him, just to see if he could take it without sinking.]
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[Look, Tim could deal with bullets and cannibals, he couldn’t shoot the goddamn ocean to make it stop being so fucking weird. Why was seaweed so gross? Why did jellyfish exist? Why were crabs so pinchy? The ocean was full of terrible things that could come into contact with Tim’s unsuspecting legs.]
[He sort of shuffled closer to Majima, as though proximity to his boyfriend could prevent seaweed encounters. Or his wolf boyfriend, whatever.]
Um. I’m not going to be too heavy, right? I don’t want to drag you down or anything.
[But he did totally want a wolf floatie, because that sounded super cute. Tim put his arm around Majima’s neck and put a little of his weight on him, just to see if he could take it without sinking.]