Yeah, I can do that. It can't be any harder than Elpis, right? And I could get used to not getting shot at.
[Too bad he doesn't really believe that whole comfortable and safe bit. It'd be nice, but Jack would never let him just sit around when there's stuff to kill.]
Do you know if I should keep an eye out for anybody? There were a couple of people that I ran into who recognized me and were. Hostile? Yeah let's say hostile. Do they know about Angel?
i'm glad, i worked so hard to make it as dbaggy as possible
Cripes, yeah. You never met those other Vault Hunter assholes, did you? The anime reject ninja made out of overcooked linguini? The blue-haired Siren bitch? Haven't seen any of the others around yet, but god knows they'll probably show up to be a great big thorn in my ass. They're a commando douche, a tiny Truxican cannibal with rage inverse to his size annnnd I dunno, I forget the rest.
And it depends on when they're from, but yeah, they eventually found out about her. They're the ones that killed her.
[ SORRY BOUT THAT MINEFIELD, BUD. ]
Obviously, no one can know she's my daughter. She's less of a target if everyone thinks she's just my assistant.
Is one of them a psycho with like a 16-pack? He called me a jackhole and said he wanted to peel off my face or something but I'm not sure if that's referencing you or just regular bandit-brand crazy.
[So many people who all want to punch Tim's douchey face. It's like the shittiest Christmas ever.]
Yeah I'll keep up the assistant story, I just want a heads-up if we know who the biggest threats are going to be. It'll be easier to keep her safe if I know who might want to hurt her.
Nevermind, not important. The important part is that all of them are threats and that all of them talked her into suicide and that if they hurt her again, I'm killing all of you.
And don't let her talk to any guys either. It wasn't exactly an issue before, but the last thing I need to worry about is her getting creeped on by every swinging dick in town. She's naive, she doesn't know any better.
[He wants to ask more about what happened-- why would a bunch of bandits and vault hunters try to convince Angel to kill herself? That's a roundabout way of killing her, if that was the goal-- but that seems tactless. Too probing. Too likely to piss Jack off.]
She'll be safe, I'll make sure of it. And if it helps, I don't think the psycho knows about you. I didn't tell him, anyway.
Good. I talked the Siren and the ninja loser into not trying to blow my face off, but all bets are off when it comes to psychos, so... yeah, keeping my distance.
You know, Tim, I don't think I've ever told you this, but you're reliable. I really appreciate that.
This is an undeveloped world, Tim - the pursuit of getting high and getting laid (generally at the same time) is, like, all these people have to do other than raise kids and farm potatoes.
This is a terrible idea. Why did Rhys agree to this??
[Does he need to run damage control on this? Be the only goddamn adult in the room? He can't let Rhys be alone with Jack and an inadvisable amount of space cocaine, he might die.]
I guess I'm in? But for the record this is still a terrible idea.
Because unlike you, Debbie Downer, Rhys actually knows how to have fun.
[ NOPE Rhys was just as unwilling, Jack just happened to talk about something so cringy that he preferred hookers and blow to having to listen to it. ]
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that username is a work of douchey art. also un: mrhandsome69
[Too bad he doesn't really believe that whole comfortable and safe bit. It'd be nice, but Jack would never let him just sit around when there's stuff to kill.]
Do you know if I should keep an eye out for anybody? There were a couple of people that I ran into who recognized me and were. Hostile? Yeah let's say hostile. Do they know about Angel?
i'm glad, i worked so hard to make it as dbaggy as possible
And it depends on when they're from, but yeah, they eventually found out about her. They're the ones that killed her.
[ SORRY BOUT THAT MINEFIELD, BUD. ]
Obviously, no one can know she's my daughter. She's less of a target if everyone thinks she's just my assistant.
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[So many people who all want to punch Tim's douchey face. It's like the shittiest Christmas ever.]
Yeah I'll keep up the assistant story, I just want a heads-up if we know who the biggest threats are going to be. It'll be easier to keep her safe if I know who might want to hurt her.
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[ ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS W THIS KRIEG BULLSHIT ]
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Nevermind, not important. The important part is that all of them are threats and that all of them talked her into suicide and that if they hurt her again, I'm killing all of you.
And don't let her talk to any guys either. It wasn't exactly an issue before, but the last thing I need to worry about is her getting creeped on by every swinging dick in town. She's naive, she doesn't know any better.
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[He wants to ask more about what happened-- why would a bunch of bandits and vault hunters try to convince Angel to kill herself? That's a roundabout way of killing her, if that was the goal-- but that seems tactless. Too probing. Too likely to piss Jack off.]
She'll be safe, I'll make sure of it. And if it helps, I don't think the psycho knows about you. I didn't tell him, anyway.
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You know, Tim, I don't think I've ever told you this, but you're reliable. I really appreciate that.
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He'd better follow it up with something awful. ]
Right - me, Rhys, you + strippers + crazy alien coke. Tonight.
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[Oh, wait. Never mind, Tim's over it.]
wait what
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[Does he need to run damage control on this? Be the only goddamn adult in the room? He can't let Rhys be alone with Jack and an inadvisable amount of space cocaine, he might die.]
I guess I'm in? But for the record this is still a terrible idea.
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[ NOPE Rhys was just as unwilling, Jack just happened to talk about something so cringy that he preferred hookers and blow to having to listen to it. ]
I'll send you the date and time. Don't be late.