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[bent_the_world]

we're basically a couple of walking slabs of muscle with fur.

and hey if you need to learn some moves, i can teach you some stuff. i've been studying martial arts since i started walking, and i'm really really good.

[blap_blap]

that would probably be a good idea? i can hold my own in a fight but like i just kinda punch dudes until they stop getting up so it’s uh

not pretty?

[bent_the_world]

hey it may not be pretty but i bet it's effective!

it's cool though, i'll give you a couple of lessons and you'll be beating jerks to a pulp with style!

[blap_blap]

i mean hopefully i don't have to do that thing but yeah let's do it

go team or whatever

wait

actually

SUPER important question

what do i have to wear for this gig

[bent_the_world]

it CAN get a little rough at the nest, and there's a reason they want bouncers ASAP, so yeah

you'll get a crash course in kicking ass.

oh, black leather? that's about the only thing that's come up, so... we should probably have matching outfits, though.

[blap_blap]

yeah sure we could totally do that

i just

probably have to remember to change at the nest

[bent_the_world]

you busy tomorrow evening? we should go shopping together so we end up with something we both like. and it has to be after sundown so i can try things on in my big buff bear shape.

do i even want to know?

[blap_blap]

yeah i'm down for a shopping trip

and uh

i live with this guy and he's really weird and i don't want him to get weird ideas

[bent_the_world]

great!

....is this one of those things where i should tell you to say 'peaches' if you're in a dangerous home situation?

[blap_blap]

no no it's fine

he's not stupid enough to try anything, he just like

makes comments? and i don't want to deal with him because he's such an asshole.

[bent_the_world]

ok if that's all it is...

well, if you ever need just some alone time or to get out or whatever, you can always come by hestia's. we've got plenty of room.

[blap_blap]

i'll let you know, and thanks. sometimes i just really need to get away from him.

but i guess just call me or whatever when you want to do the shopping montage for black leather wow that's a weird sentence

[bent_the_world]

the door's always open for you. obviously i can't let u LIVE here, we've got a policy about adult men living in a youth hostel, but it's a hotel with hundreds of rooms and like 10 people who live here. there's plenty of room for you to crash for a couple days or whatever.

i don't think i've ever worn black leather in my life.

[restinglichface]

your life is just all kinds of fucked huh

so whats better
being a cannibal monster man or jacks body double

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honestly i have to kill fewer people as a cannibal monster so

[blap_blap]

yeah i mean that's fair. i've got a few places that i can crash if jack's being super insufferable, so like even worst case scenario, i shouldn't have to stay for too long

and uh yeah all i know about leather is that we should get a lot of talc?? for getting it on i guess

[bent_the_world]

hey everybody needs a break sometime.

...well i kind of figured we'd be wearing stuff UNDER the leather. i dunno about you, but i've got way too much fur to just wear leather, lol

....

so i just had a thought. this is gonna suck for me in summer. i can't handle heat, i'm an arctic animal. i live in a morgue freezer from like may to september and can barely handle light cotton clothes.

[blap_blap]

well i mean do we have to be like in all leather?? because i'm not anything arctic and that sounds like it'd be rough for me in the summer too

leather is super not breathable

could we do like jackets and then vests for when it gets hot? at least then you could have it open and it shouldn't be as bad?

[restinglichface]

u have lived a really weird life if being a monster is more normal for u

[blap_blap]

my life stopped being normal about .5 seconds after i signed the paperwork, okay

i had to be the errand boy/attack dog for a psycho on a moon that was full of like tentacle monsters and bandits, trying to make a robot army and get to an alien vault that was also full of horrible monsters??? that's my life! those are my choices! it's fine.

3/28 random late night text

[restinglichface]

how could u even hear me if u didnt have a head

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i dunno, how was i not dead if i didn't have a head

it's probably fog god magic or whatever. couldn't this wait until morning?

[restinglichface]

ok that is a totally fair point

but i dunno
just feeling all nostalgic i guess

[blap_blap]

for like four months ago when i didn't have a head??

that's a weird thing to be nostalgic about

most people just get all emotional about a shitty cartoon show that's not as good as you remember or something

[restinglichface]

yeaaaah im gonna call bs on that one
nothing abt that reads fine to me

but u do u boo