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[thedifferencebetween]

[On the morning of January 12th, when Tim leaves his room, he'll find a large brown shopping bag sitting directly outside of it. There's no note or anything, but inside is a relatively fancy hot toddy kit with whiskey, lemon syrup, loose leaf tea, and cinnamon sticks as well as a column style coffee scented decorative candle.]

[There is 0 context or explanation for the bag or contents, but it's there.]

[restinglichface]

hey boyo i need a quick fav
help a lady out?

[blap_blap]

hi!

sure, i guess i have some free time. what's up?

<TheAvatar>

[bent_the_world]

so hey dude...

do you want a job?

like a REAL job with regular hours that pays well?

[blap_blap]

uh YES

give me the deets

3/28 random late night text

[restinglichface]

how could u even hear me if u didnt have a head

[blap_blap]

i dunno, how was i not dead if i didn't have a head

it's probably fog god magic or whatever. couldn't this wait until morning?

< kyouken >

[justbeingknife]

Tim,
It's time for cherry blossoms.

[ That was it. That was the explanation. ]

You busy Saturday?

< mrhandsome69 >

[blap_blap]

[Okay, Tim, when somebody asks you out over text, you're supposed to wait a little while before responding so that you don't seem desperate.]

[Tim replied immediately.]

no, i'm not busy at all. i'd love to go see them with you, if that's what you're asking.

<kyouken>

[justbeingknife]

Hey, Tim. You got some time to talk?

In text or in person, whichever ya prefer. It's about all that wish stuff, kinda.

< mrhandsome69 > god this username kills me every time i type it

[blap_blap]

hi

i guess if it's going to be a serious conversation we should do it in person.

[Also because then Tim couldn't just ignore the message if he got uncomfortable. He knew himself well enough to be aware of the fact that the distance of texting would make it tempting to just... not answer, and Majima deserved some answers.]

I'm sorry for destroying your inbox

[justbeingknife]

Hey. I did some research after the other day.

Did you know bull horns are live bone? You're takin' care of them, right? And your hooves?

never apologize for this

[blap_blap]

yeah i figured out the horn thing when i slammed a cabinet door into one of them

don't worry mom i promise i know how to take care of my weird cow bits

do i even want to know what else you've found

<kyouken>

[justbeingknife]

Hey, hot stuff. Ya mentioned an Athena who taught ya how to fight, right?

You friends, or what? I ran into her or someone sayin' they were her on the network.

< mrhandsome69 >

[blap_blap]

friends might be kind of a strong word for it? i don't think she disliked me or anything but we weren't all buddy-buddy

it's probably her, though. super intense, no sense of humor, probably mentioned something about cutting dudes in half?

<kyouken>

[justbeingknife]

what's dummy thicc
are yuo dummy thicc?

< mrhandsome69 >

[blap_blap]

i’d ask why this came up but i probably don’t want to know

so it’s usually referring to like a woman who’s really uh

curvy?

especially in the like. butt region? the kind of girl sir mixalot would rap about basically

did somebody call me dummy thicc?? i mean maybe the standards are different for guys but i look like an upside down triangle so i feel like the term doesn’t apply???

<TheAvatar>

[bent_the_world]

so how messed up are you right now?

one of my kids here is a sticky unicorn and the furniture is A MESS.

i'm just long and weird and covered in minerals.

< mrhandsome69 >

[blap_blap]

uh on a scale of one to ten i'm at like twelve

i'm seven feet tall and i've got two structurally superfluous new faces and also there's an eyeball in my hand

god at least it's my left

also i might be starting a class action lawsuit against the fog god

https://i.redd.it/4qzl1b6dd8l31.jpg

[justbeingknife]

I found a poster

< mrhandsome69 >

[blap_blap]

oh

oh my god

where did you find that oh my god why is that HERE oh my god i’m just

i’m going to die that’s it this is what kills me

somewhere during the intro log, u know

[pocketspa]

hey my man
found something for you
or of you
both
lets go with all of the above
you wanna guess or can i just get Into it

and here we enter into tim's personal hell

[blap_blap]

oh no

i burned all of those how did you find one

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

There once was a boy who was a Halloween fanatic. He loved dressing up for Halloween, he loved pulling pranks and watching horror movies, and above everything else... he loved candy. One fateful year, while he went trick-or-treating, he visited a house. This house was creepy as hell! It was big, it was old, it smelled like a grandmother and it was owned by a happy, old rich couple. The boy came here thinking that he would be handed out big chocolate bars, because it was a rich person's house but when he knocked on their door... he was handed a bag of that shitty candy that nobody likes! Tootsie rolls, shitty flavoured dum-dums, those weird... peanut things... needless to say, the boy was heartbroken. He was so heartbroken that he died, right there on their porch and now, every Halloween he goes out and finds people to curse. He wants everyone to suffer the same way he did!

Everybody is already suffering from his curse!! Send this to ten people to break the curse, or to avoid getting cursed, or you'll be stuck looking freakier than usual for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!

[blap_blap]

jack what the fuck

no seriously what the fuck

do you smell toast

Sometime during Tim's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Kidnapping

[justbeingknife]

Hi, beautiful.





Tim?

Fog time

[justbeingknife]

[ On mornings when the fog rolled in, Majima didn't wake up as he usually did, in human form. This time, the warm press of fur insulated him from the cold, and the big, solid mass of his boyfriend served as his body pillow. His eye closed against the cool air at first, and he burrowed back under the comforter and up against Tim.

One moment. Two. Then, more alert: ]

Tim?

[blap_blap]

[God, Tim hated it when the fog rolled in. Anything that made him go from being a monster to being even more of a monster just generally sucked. The sole mitigating factor here was the warm, furry boyfriend curled up underneath the covers with him, snuggling his double amputee ass.]

[This foggy morning, though, sucked in a different flavor. There was a weird, awful, itchy sensation around his shoulders and his head, gnawing and insistent. It woke him up from what had otherwise been a fairly restful slumber, all things considered. It was hard to keep still with how uncomfortable he was, though, and that probably disturbed the werewolf boyfriend who was plastered up against him.]

[And now that he was a little more awake, that itchy, gnawing feeling? It was kind of familiar? It was pretty similar to how it felt when his horns came in all those months ago--]

Oh. [The feeling was getting more insistent, and was starting to feel more like pressure.] Ooooh, no. Oh, oh, no, oh, shit, sorry, I just, I need to--

[Tim had to pry his beefy ass away from Majima's warm arms, which was difficult both because his boyfriend was pretty cuddly at night and also because burying himself in Majima's arms was kind of his go-to source of comfort. But he also had a pretty good idea of what was going to happen shortly, and he needed to be someplace that was easy to clean up, because things were gonna get messy.]

[He stumbled his ass into the bathroom, and he'd only been in there for a few seconds before the pressure in one of his shoulder sockets amped it up to eleven and he felt something pushing and stretching at his skin, wiggling around like it was trapped under there, and then--]

[squelch]

[There was an awful fleshy noise and a spatter of blood, and Tim fell to his knees with a groan.]

[Mazel tov, it's an arm.]

<TheAvatar>

[bent_the_world]

hey tim, just wanted to make sure you're



alive, i guess?

i put hestia's in lockdown and didn't leave for like a week but anyway worried about you and just checking in.

< mrhandsome69 >

[blap_blap]

hey korra

i mean

i've been better? but i managed to avoid dying so like i guess that's a win. had a run-in with the assholes of the year though. honestly going into lockdown was probably a smart idea.

<kyouken>

[justbeingknife]

I have thought about it.



That's why I asked if you'd come with me.

< mrhandsome69 >

[blap_blap]

okay

great

i'm super glad?

but could you just like give me a few more details here

[what the fuck was this no-context cold call, Majima]

<kyouken>

[justbeingknife]

Hey, Tim. Will ya look at this list and tell me which one has the most parts ya need?

Also, uh. I was thinking of takin' a trip down to the tunnels. I can be back by dinner, though.

< mrhandsome69 >

[blap_blap]

yeah sure let me look through

and uh i haven’t been down in the tunnels before. is it, y’know. dangerous?

<lust>

[thekindestdemon]

Are you ready to launch your film making career?
I've gathered everything we need.

< mrhandsome69 >

[blap_blap]

i'm ready to make some cash so close enough

where should i meet you?

<kyouken> monster rabies!!

[justbeingknife]

Tim can ya come over
Maybe this afternoon?

I'm feelin' a little... under the weather

< mrhandsome69 > strikes are things he typed and then deleted

[blap_blap]

[Tim read this text message about ten times over, trying to figure out if it was some kind of innuendo. Like, he wasn't into doctors or anything, but people liked sexy nurse roleplay, right? And Majima had seemed to be into a little roleplaying before, with the whole Nosferatmoo thing. That must be what this was-- an invitation for a little dress-up hanky panky. Okay, Tim, respond accordingly.]

sure, i can be over in a bit

i'll take really good care of you ;)

:)

;D

is this a sex thing you have to tell me if it's a sex thing

<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

I offer you my apology for whatever-it-is that occurred this morning. I was an ass.

I will send back the blankets before dawn.

< mrhandsome69 >

[blap_blap]

i'm still hung up on the part where you wished us good sex

but also yeah you were

and just a heads up but if it's coming back super early in the morning, don't knock on the door. just leave them, goro's not a morning person and you don't want to wake him up

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

my gf died the 1 u dont come back from

left me her house

were moving so pack up ur shit

< mrhandsome69 >

[blap_blap]

oh. i'm sorry

[Jesus christ, Jack, just drop that shit right on him, why don't you. What the hell are you supposed to say to that???]

i'll start getting things sorted. when do you want to be out of here by?

[G O D this is going to be a Thing to explain to Majima.]

<kyouken>

[justbeingknife]

Tim, the blossoms are startin' to open. How about a picnic this weekend? Just you and me.

< mrhandsome69 >

[blap_blap]

yes

[Not yet, Tim, you're supposed to say that later.]

this weekend sounds great, i'd love to

<kyouken>

[justbeingknife]

Hey, uh, darlin'?

I might need ya to come pick me up.

[blap_blap]

coming

[There's the sound of feet coming down the hall; then the door opening, and Tim pokes his head into the bathroom. He is greeted by the sight of a plethora of tentacles.]

Still haven't got the hang of those?

[justbeingknife]

[ Afternoon in August, and rain was falling in a light drumbeat down on the roof -- the kind of day when no one expected to get much done. Majima set a little tray of tea and cookies on the table next to Tim and planted a kiss on the bullman's temple. ]

Hey. Feel like a snack?

[ And yeah, ordinarily Tim might be the snack. But let no one say that crime werewolves didn't support the struggle when it came to being a published author.

On the nearby sofa, Jaw opened his jaws in a wide, lazy yawn. ]

[blap_blap]

[It was a great afternoon for writing. The sound of the rain deadened and muffled everything else, leaving just the steady patter and the occasional distant roll of thunder. Every once in a while, Jay shifted around on the couch behind him, stretching into a new impossible cat position or letting out a little kitty noise as he yawns. It was... nice.]

[It'd be nicer if he was making better progress on this chapter, but the course of writing never did run smooth. And right now, he was working on something serious-- not just the sequel to his werewolf romance novels. At least with the werewolf novels, if he was stuck, he could always just throw in a gratuitous sex scene to take up space between plot points.]

Oh, hey. [He tilted his head to receive the smooch, angling it so that his horns weren't in the way.] You've got good timing? I'm kinda stuck right now, I should probably just take a break.

[He hooked his fingers into Majima's shirt, pulling him down for a proper hello kiss.] How's it going? I, uh. [He looked at the time.] I guess I've kinda been at it for a while.