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< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

my gf died the 1 u dont come back from

left me her house

were moving so pack up ur shit

< mrhandsome69 >

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oh. i'm sorry

[Jesus christ, Jack, just drop that shit right on him, why don't you. What the hell are you supposed to say to that???]

i'll start getting things sorted. when do you want to be out of here by?

[G O D this is going to be a Thing to explain to Majima.]

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

shit happens, rite? shit happens, girlfriends die, its not like im not used 2 it

[Jack already murdered out his emotions before shooting Tim a text.]

soon as we can

lucky u, u get an upgrade. whole frigging wing of ur own

< mrhandsome69 >

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yeah okay i guess i'll start getting stuff boxed up

and uh call some movers??

i won't touch anything in your workshop though

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

dont worry about furniture or any of that

place is furnished

damn rite u wont

o n theres like a butler/house boy 2

comes w/the house

< mrhandsome69 >

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does this guy have a name???

also if this is a whole mansion i might need some help? that's kind of a lot of house for one person to keep up with

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

virgil

its a mansion-mansion, tim, n ive already hired a maid. theres house staff 4 all that now, theyll clean up after u

ur on the jack train 2 success, buddy, enjoy ur improved station in life

< mrhandsome69 >

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oh. good?

that'll actually be really nice, juno kind of makes big messes sometimes and it's a pain to deal with it by myself

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

yea this works out fine, i guess

i do half own a town now so we were gonna move anyway but id rather be in a fancy mansion than cat town

< mrhandsome69 >

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uh yeah actually now that you mention it why is cat town a thing again??

i'm not complaining exactly, like it's great that there's a place for all the cats to live, but uh

i didn't expect you to be the king of cat town

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

spite

im spiting somebody

and my boss paid 4 everything so

free town!

< mrhandsome69 >

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i mean i guess that's one way to do it

who's so mad about cats that having cat town is going to piss them off, though??

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

that inbred asshole i mess w/ on the network sumtimes

i mean hes not HARD 2 piss off!

< mrhandsome69 >

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oh

oh man i remember seeing that

just

wow

there was a lot to unpack there but like we should probably just throw out the whole inbred suitcase

[BUT JACK ISN'T YOUR GRAMS ONE FACE PIZZA AWAY FROM BEING A BANDIT, Tim thinks but absolutely doesn't type here because he likes his current state of being alive.]

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

so friggin much

but yea i got other ways of messing w/him now!

and a town!

things r really coming up handsome jack aside from the dead gf thing