blap_blap: (I won't get tired set the town on fire)
The Doppelganger ([personal profile] blap_blap) wrote2014-12-30 03:34 pm
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blap_blap: (This is gospel for the fallen ones)

[personal profile] blap_blap 2019-03-04 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
uh YES

give me the deets
bent_the_world: (okay i guess i am awesome)

[personal profile] bent_the_world 2019-03-04 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
ok so i'm friends with this harpy, mason. she's cool. she's part of that group of monsters that went and bought their own city to live in harmony with humans or whatev. and their hangout is this big bar complex called the devil's nest. and i guess almost all of them are gone, and mason's in charge now, and the bar needs bouncers.

that's where we come in.
blap_blap: (Woke up on the wrong side of paradise)

[personal profile] blap_blap 2019-03-04 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
ok sounds good

i haven’t met her but if you say she’s cool, i believe you

and i’m pretty sure that we’re both bouncer material. i mean i’ve never tossed a dude out before but how hard can it be??
bent_the_world: (bear korra)

[personal profile] bent_the_world 2019-03-04 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
we're basically a couple of walking slabs of muscle with fur.

and hey if you need to learn some moves, i can teach you some stuff. i've been studying martial arts since i started walking, and i'm really really good.
blap_blap: (You're a regular decorated emergency)

[personal profile] blap_blap 2019-03-04 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
that would probably be a good idea? i can hold my own in a fight but like i just kinda punch dudes until they stop getting up so it’s uh

not pretty?
bent_the_world: (okay i guess i am awesome)

[personal profile] bent_the_world 2019-03-04 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
hey it may not be pretty but i bet it's effective!

it's cool though, i'll give you a couple of lessons and you'll be beating jerks to a pulp with style!
blap_blap: (This is gospel for the fallen ones)

[personal profile] blap_blap 2019-03-05 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
i mean hopefully i don't have to do that thing but yeah let's do it

go team or whatever

wait

actually

SUPER important question

what do i have to wear for this gig
bent_the_world: (good things are gonna come)

[personal profile] bent_the_world 2019-03-05 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
it CAN get a little rough at the nest, and there's a reason they want bouncers ASAP, so yeah

you'll get a crash course in kicking ass.

oh, black leather? that's about the only thing that's come up, so... we should probably have matching outfits, though.
blap_blap: (But who needs time?)

[personal profile] blap_blap 2019-03-05 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
yeah sure we could totally do that

i just

probably have to remember to change at the nest
bent_the_world: (bear korra)

[personal profile] bent_the_world 2019-03-05 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
you busy tomorrow evening? we should go shopping together so we end up with something we both like. and it has to be after sundown so i can try things on in my big buff bear shape.

do i even want to know?
blap_blap: (If I can get my shit together)

[personal profile] blap_blap 2019-03-05 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
yeah i'm down for a shopping trip

and uh

i live with this guy and he's really weird and i don't want him to get weird ideas
bent_the_world: (what am i even looking at?)

[personal profile] bent_the_world 2019-03-05 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
great!

....is this one of those things where i should tell you to say 'peaches' if you're in a dangerous home situation?
blap_blap: (I don't even have my own attention)

[personal profile] blap_blap 2019-03-05 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
no no it's fine

he's not stupid enough to try anything, he just like

makes comments? and i don't want to deal with him because he's such an asshole.
bent_the_world: (good things are gonna come)

[personal profile] bent_the_world 2019-03-05 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
ok if that's all it is...

well, if you ever need just some alone time or to get out or whatever, you can always come by hestia's. we've got plenty of room.
blap_blap: (A gentleman is simply a patient wolf)

[personal profile] blap_blap 2019-03-06 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
i'll let you know, and thanks. sometimes i just really need to get away from him.

but i guess just call me or whatever when you want to do the shopping montage for black leather wow that's a weird sentence
bent_the_world: (Oh boy)

[personal profile] bent_the_world 2019-03-06 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
the door's always open for you. obviously i can't let u LIVE here, we've got a policy about adult men living in a youth hostel, but it's a hotel with hundreds of rooms and like 10 people who live here. there's plenty of room for you to crash for a couple days or whatever.

i don't think i've ever worn black leather in my life.
blap_blap: (This is gospel for the fallen ones)

[personal profile] blap_blap 2019-03-07 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
yeah i mean that's fair. i've got a few places that i can crash if jack's being super insufferable, so like even worst case scenario, i shouldn't have to stay for too long

and uh yeah all i know about leather is that we should get a lot of talc?? for getting it on i guess
bent_the_world: (i'm gonna get caught)

[personal profile] bent_the_world 2019-03-07 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
hey everybody needs a break sometime.

...well i kind of figured we'd be wearing stuff UNDER the leather. i dunno about you, but i've got way too much fur to just wear leather, lol

....

so i just had a thought. this is gonna suck for me in summer. i can't handle heat, i'm an arctic animal. i live in a morgue freezer from like may to september and can barely handle light cotton clothes.
blap_blap: (And we're all not here for nothing)

[personal profile] blap_blap 2019-03-09 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
well i mean do we have to be like in all leather?? because i'm not anything arctic and that sounds like it'd be rough for me in the summer too

leather is super not breathable

could we do like jackets and then vests for when it gets hot? at least then you could have it open and it shouldn't be as bad?
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