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< mrhandsome69 >

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i'm typing this right now witha pencil because i don't have arms

and like i know you're joking but i'm probably still gonna listen to those becase i am THAT bored. seriously, i'm dying but only on the inside in the emotional sense this time

and i mean yeah i need an adult too

<TheAvatar>

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tim wtf

just use the record function!

i mean only half joking. bongo's at least funny.

do you want me to come by and read to you or something?

< mrhandsome69 >

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there's a record function??? holy shit

and yes god please i miss books so much right now which really sucks because i have so much time to read but i don't have HANDS

<TheAvatar>

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yeah it's how people post audio messages.

okay i will grab some books from the common room and come over this evening.

< mrhandsome69 >

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thanks, i appreciate it

i'll let goro know you're coming, but i think he has some stuff that he has to take care of with his businesses, anyway. i could use the company

<TheAvatar>

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no problem

yeah i'm sure he has stuff he has to do, i can help out. it's what friends are for.

< mrhandsome69 >

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just knock when you get here. it'll take me a minute to get the door open though, sorry

<TheAvatar>

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i'd say i can let myself in but you probably don't want to leave the door unlocked for that....

and i hope you like adventure books because that's all i have.

that and kids books.

i'm not reading you kids books.

< mrhandsome69 >

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yeah... for obvious reasons

but hey who says i wouldn't like kids books

i like detective frog as much as the next guy. it's a classic!!

<TheAvatar>

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no that's for MY sanity, not yours.

you're getting books about inexplicably shirtless dudes finding hidden temples and fighting hordes of random wildlife in the jungle.

one of them has a cover with a guy swinging a swordfish at upright walking turtles with giant teeth, that's GOT to be good.

< mrhandsome69 >

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hey that works too

i’m always here for shirtless dudes running around being handsome and muscley

so yeah let’s do it. i’m down for sword swinging dudes vs bipedal turtles with oversized dentistry

<TheAvatar>

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then let me introduce you to a whole new genre purely about buff men being brave and dumb in exotic locations.

okay give me like an hour and i'll be there!