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< mrhandsome69 >

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just knock when you get here. it'll take me a minute to get the door open though, sorry

<TheAvatar>

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i'd say i can let myself in but you probably don't want to leave the door unlocked for that....

and i hope you like adventure books because that's all i have.

that and kids books.

i'm not reading you kids books.

< mrhandsome69 >

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yeah... for obvious reasons

but hey who says i wouldn't like kids books

i like detective frog as much as the next guy. it's a classic!!

<TheAvatar>

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no that's for MY sanity, not yours.

you're getting books about inexplicably shirtless dudes finding hidden temples and fighting hordes of random wildlife in the jungle.

one of them has a cover with a guy swinging a swordfish at upright walking turtles with giant teeth, that's GOT to be good.

< mrhandsome69 >

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hey that works too

i’m always here for shirtless dudes running around being handsome and muscley

so yeah let’s do it. i’m down for sword swinging dudes vs bipedal turtles with oversized dentistry

<TheAvatar>

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then let me introduce you to a whole new genre purely about buff men being brave and dumb in exotic locations.

okay give me like an hour and i'll be there!