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< mrhandsome69 >

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pretty sure it's not a fantasy

what does it do? because uh i've gotten stuff from mana before and it wasn't exactly what i expected

<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

Juno Steel warned me of the same.

[There's a loooooooooooooooooooooong pause.]

What did you trade her for?

< mrhandsome69 >

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oh

well i was really tired of having to, yknow. eat people? so i asked her to give me a feeding method that didn't have murder as a prerequisite

so now i have to do, like. extreme necking to eat??? i wanted energy eating but fuck me i guess

<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

[Another loooooooooooooooooooooong pause.]

I requested a sleep-aid.

< mrhandsome69 >

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and uh

when exactly did all this teleporting crap start happening

<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

When do you suppose? After I closed the deal.

[He is clearly putting this together, now, Tim.]

There must be a way to control it.

< mrhandsome69 >

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yell at mana? find a way to make yourself un-teleportable? there's gotta be a limit on like, what or how much can be popped around town. or maybe how far you can be teleported?

like maybe if you're out in the countryside and there isn't a bedroom around for miles to dump you into, you'll just. stay put?

<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

[Can you hear that from across the city, Tim? That's the sound of Javert lobbing his talisman at the wall as hard as his fist can throw.]

Putain de merde!

I am a damn ninny. I knew she was a sly creature, but I worded my request precisely. Yet still she found a loophole, if this is the case of it!

< mrhandsome69 >

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i mean i dunno how you were supposed to anticipate that one

like i wouldn't expect a teleportation clause in an insomnia cure, that's pretty out there