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Date: 2019-10-10 05:38 am (UTC)
justbeingknife: (what is this)
From: [personal profile] justbeingknife
[ Wow, Timothy Doppelman. Totally impatient and yet apparently, a man of taste.

Tim's actions had left Majima slightly mussed; with that soft fur, well-defined muscle, and shirt hanging off his shoulders, he really did look like he ought to be on the cover of one of those werewolf bodice-rippers. Majima slipped his arms free of the busted shirt, and then kissed his boyfriend again, this time pressing that full expanse of warm wolfman up against the planes of Tim's chest in unmistakable invitation. ]


You make a compellin' point.

[ Aaaand in turn pressing Tim's back up against the couch. As of yet, his hair was still pinned up in a ponytail behind him, and as he leaned forward, alternatively kissing and nipping at his boyfriend's lips. Request: tongue, please. ]

Hey, Tim. Are you an M or an S?

[ Or he could just ask that, that was fine. ]

Date: 2019-10-11 12:28 am (UTC)
justbeingknife: (leaning forward)
From: [personal profile] justbeingknife
[ ooc: whoop ]

ripis in fucking pipis

Date: 2019-10-11 06:24 pm (UTC)
pocketspa: (« [Mocking] ALRIGHT OFF THE GRID)
From: [personal profile] pocketspa
ohhhh i have my ways
also sorry to burst your bubble but the museum keeps fixing itself
ive tried to sue them like 6 times to stop using my likeness without proper liscence and they just refuse so
youre pretty sol but im not


so porn huh

Date: 2019-10-15 02:14 am (UTC)
pocketspa: (« [Smug] ummmm sweaty)
From: [personal profile] pocketspa
holy fuckin shit dude
this is like six simultaneous mental breakdowns
lets have a sec of chill huh
#1 im not gonna blast this everywhere this is primo knowledge why the hell would i give it away for free
#2 i have questions for you anyway
#3 did jack make you do this or was this your freaky idea of a good time no shame on the latter there

< H.Jack69 >

Date: 2019-10-24 04:25 pm (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (this is my sad face)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
There once was a boy who was a Halloween fanatic. He loved dressing up for Halloween, he loved pulling pranks and watching horror movies, and above everything else... he loved candy. One fateful year, while he went trick-or-treating, he visited a house. This house was creepy as hell! It was big, it was old, it smelled like a grandmother and it was owned by a happy, old rich couple. The boy came here thinking that he would be handed out big chocolate bars, because it was a rich person's house but when he knocked on their door... he was handed a bag of that shitty candy that nobody likes! Tootsie rolls, shitty flavoured dum-dums, those weird... peanut things... needless to say, the boy was heartbroken. He was so heartbroken that he died, right there on their porch and now, every Halloween he goes out and finds people to curse. He wants everyone to suffer the same way he did!

Everybody is already suffering from his curse!! Send this to ten people to break the curse, or to avoid getting cursed, or you'll be stuck looking freakier than usual for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!

Date: 2019-10-29 03:41 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (this is my sad face)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
u kno i dont smell anything

rick pulls this shit w/me every halloween, now im passing on the annoyance

Date: 2019-10-29 03:51 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (oh my god you're for real?)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
im gonna guess itd feel like an electric storm in my head

bcuz thats not how the chain of annoyance works

u pay it forward, not back

n theres only so many ppl i can send it 2 n NOT interrupt my sex life

Date: 2019-10-29 04:05 am (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (you wanna make a deal?)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
ur only saying that cuz ur on the bottom

think about all the other ways i culd ruin ur day then complain about a dumb email

u doing anything 4 halloween btw?

Date: 2019-10-30 04:10 pm (UTC)
thedifferencebetween: (you're about to meet my watch chain)
From: [personal profile] thedifferencebetween
idk sumtimes lately i think u forget

that is the least helpful answer tim. yes or no, cupcake, those r the acceptable answers 2 that question!

Date: 2019-10-31 05:25 pm (UTC)
pocketspa: (« [Bored] ya can i get uuuuuuuuuuuuuh)
From: [personal profile] pocketspa
riiiiiiiight
not that im gonna tell you how to live your life but 'not getting threatened with a gun' as a job requirement is like
a VERY low baseline
like i get it ive worked for some shitty conditions before but why the hell would you sign a contract that also says 'btw we can call on you to be the fuck horse whenever we want'
because uhhhhh
that sure crosses the line from legible contract to abuse rrrright there

Date: 2019-11-08 05:01 am (UTC)
pocketspa: (« [Nervous] im not dodging questions)
From: [personal profile] pocketspa
theres a difference between sleeping with a guy and hanging out with them
just like im p sure theres a difference between 'employer' and 'sex abuser' but sounds like im gonna lose that bet
guess its kind of a situation where you dont have a choice
what else are you gonna do for mad cash right


[Hmmm, this sounds too much like pity, he has to dig himself out of this.]

so why havent you told him to fuck off here when you could probably take his fuckin head off

Date: 2019-11-11 07:40 pm (UTC)
pocketspa: (« [Unimpressed] Congratulations I guess)
From: [personal profile] pocketspa
[If Tim knows Taako feels a little bad for him, he'll expect things. Or he'll know he can get things, or-- well, there's a ton of options here and most of them involve him being manipulated. He can't just let that out, not to just anyone-- really, not to anyone. Just a select few in his inner circle that have died for him over and over. That doesn't change the fact that he does feel kind of bad in this situation, and boy would he like that to stop.]

i mean yeah im not saying literally do it i just like
he doesnt have influence here or whatever
its not like he controls the fucking airlock in a ground city
you dont have to murder the guy im just saying
you could tell him no
pretty sure youre not dependent on him here like you were there

Date: 2019-11-26 08:47 pm (UTC)
pocketspa: (« [Fear] I said it was fine!)
From: [personal profile] pocketspa
[mmmngnggn nooo he didn't ask for this,,,,]

well thats just actively fucked
you have any other attachments to being there because i kinda feel like your best option is to just not ever go back there again
hop into a couple worlds to the left of this one and just not ever touch that shit again
cuz thats some capital y Yikes tier shit right there

Fog time

Date: 2019-11-30 05:22 pm (UTC)
justbeingknife: (shihainin)
From: [personal profile] justbeingknife
[ On mornings when the fog rolled in, Majima didn't wake up as he usually did, in human form. This time, the warm press of fur insulated him from the cold, and the big, solid mass of his boyfriend served as his body pillow. His eye closed against the cool air at first, and he burrowed back under the comforter and up against Tim.

One moment. Two. Then, more alert: ]


Tim?
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