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if we’re being really honest here i don’t actually remember signing the contract so who the hell knows what i was thinking

probably something about how much debt i have

but uh according to my contract there’s only a few things that jack can’t tell me to do and being in a porno’s not one of them. he was just too lazy to do it himself or didn’t want to have to touch up so much stuff in post or whatever and anything he doesn’t want to do ends up on my plate

why is this even surprising to you, you’ve spent time with him

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theres a difference between sleeping with a guy and hanging out with them
just like im p sure theres a difference between 'employer' and 'sex abuser' but sounds like im gonna lose that bet
guess its kind of a situation where you dont have a choice
what else are you gonna do for mad cash right

[Hmmm, this sounds too much like pity, he has to dig himself out of this.]

so why havent you told him to fuck off here when you could probably take his fuckin head off

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it helps that jack's better at remembering to pay me for the pornos than he is for other jobs, so.

[Can't sound too much like you have real feelings, right? Especially not for another person who isn't your twin.]

no one stays dead around here. what do you think jack would do if i took his head off? and that's like a rhetorical question, i know you know what jack does to people who piss him off

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[If Tim knows Taako feels a little bad for him, he'll expect things. Or he'll know he can get things, or-- well, there's a ton of options here and most of them involve him being manipulated. He can't just let that out, not to just anyone-- really, not to anyone. Just a select few in his inner circle that have died for him over and over. That doesn't change the fact that he does feel kind of bad in this situation, and boy would he like that to stop.]

i mean yeah im not saying literally do it i just like
he doesnt have influence here or whatever
its not like he controls the fucking airlock in a ground city
you dont have to murder the guy im just saying
you could tell him no
pretty sure youre not dependent on him here like you were there

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[Well fuck you, Taako, you're aboard this feelings train and you get to ride it to its inevitable destination. Feel that pathos, thot.]

yeah so if jack ever tries to get me to do a freaking porno here, sure, i'll tell him no

point is i didn't have that choice back home because jack owns me in a very uncomfortably literal way

also like i don't know what happens when we finally go home but if i ever tell him to go fuck himself or whatever and he remembers that when we leave? y'know, back in the universe where he literally owns me? yeah not taking that risk

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[mmmngnggn nooo he didn't ask for this,,,,]

well thats just actively fucked
you have any other attachments to being there because i kinda feel like your best option is to just not ever go back there again
hop into a couple worlds to the left of this one and just not ever touch that shit again
cuz thats some capital y Yikes tier shit right there

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do we know if that's an option?

because yeah uh not gonna lie my universe kind of sucks in general and i'd be pretty okay with ditching it in favor of something less objectively awful

what are the odds that i'm not gonna get fucked over though

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i mean look buddy you def seem to get fucked at a higher percentile than the average doof but id say theres always gonna be SOME chance of that
but if the option is like
the ultimate fuck versus maybe getting fucked 50% less you just have to shoot your shot
on the upside looks like people might not even leave here ever so
you might just never have to go home

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mmm hey guess what that doesn't sound like an upside that sounds like existential horror

i might just try the whole few universes to the left thing

like i got one in mind but it's really probably gonna be another spin on the how fucked am i roulette

i don't know what i did to deserve this

i mean i'd say it was all the murder but everyone was doing a murder so

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well thats possibly the most relatable thing youve said yet
sometimes you just do a murder
its like that
look im not the dude whos gonna be bustin ass out or whatever thats not my expertise but
know a few things about universe surfing
maaaaybe i can lend some hot knowledge when it comes down to it
how to get where you wanna be going

[If he's already bringing Marco and Fidds, which he knows Lup will insist on, she probably won't be mad if he just tosses Tim on the pile, right? That's probably fine. No idea how he's gonna fit all of them on the Starblaster now that the twins take up 3x the space each, but that's a problem for Hypothetical Future Taako.]