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god that sure is a question

get a few drinks in me and i'm sure i'll tell you all about my half calamari boyfriend

see you

[And he'd show up a bit later at the Nest, ready to crack open a cold one with the boys Avatar.]

Hey, I didn't keep you waiting, right?

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[Korra's not as changed as some monsters, but she stands out more now. She's much taller, her white fur is longer, particularly on her arms and around her face. The white fades into a sort of greenish blue color at the ends of her fur, and lines of raised blue and green shimmering minerals wind over her body through her fur in intricate, oceanic patterns.]

Hey, nah, I've only been here a little bit. First drink.

[She holds up her rum and cola, barely half of it already imbibed.]

And wow...you were not kidding about the really weird changes. You look like something people would find carved in old caves.

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[Tim sure does look like something that some prehistoric society would've drawn on a cave wall-- seven feet tall with massive wings and glowing eyes and a vault scar cutting dramatically across his face. Practically a vault guardian himself.]

I know, right? It's a pain.

[He slips into a seat next to Korra and orders up a drink; he feels like he's earned it.]

Man, look at you, too. You've gotta be the furriest person I've ever seen. [No wonder she couldn't find her own junk.] That's kind of cool, though? The crystal stuff, I mean. It's pretty.

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I think some of it's hair.

[Korra lifts one of the long, ombre toned bits and shrugs.]

I was a troll for a while, and it was the same thing. The weird long, long hair or fur or whatever on my arms and legs and at my hairline. And these.

[She gestures to the mineral veins that run through her now. At least she's had all this stuff before, it's just weird having it and her werebear stuff.]

But I am definitely the furriest person you know.

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I should get you a trophy or something. 'Furriest Person in Ryslig'. Oh, or would you be Best in Show?

[Not that there were bear-person competitions or anything. Though that did raise the question of what would happen if someone entered, like, a werewolf into a dog competition. Would they be disqualified? Is there a special category for animal monsters? There are many questions.]

Seriously, though, I'm sure I'm not the first person to say this but the Fog God is kind of a bitch? Like, why all this? [He gestures down at himself.] I look like the big awful vault monster that I had to kill. Plus bonus eyeball hand, like, why.

[His drink comes. He just drinks it in one, do not pass Go, do not collect $200.]

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Wow. I'm more bear than dog, so....no, no it would not be Best in Show.

[Korra laughs and signals for the current bartender to just keep them well liquefied.]

Oh yeah, I don't like either of them and I don't get why so many people throw in with them, but it's their monster life, I guess. You really did get extremely fucked up this time, I am sorry.

Does...um...they hand eye hurt?

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Hey, who says we can't have a Best in Show for bears? That's like, discrimination. We should recognize excellence in bears too.

[Equal representation or whatever. Bring in the bear shows, let the judges determine which bear is the best at fishing or whatever.]

It doesn't hurt, exactly? But I don't like to have it open because looking through it is just... weird. I'm not sure what I see with it, but it's not anything normal.

[It's fine, he's probably seeing like a different dimension or something. That's. That's fine.]