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From:

blap_blap

do we know if that's an option?

because yeah uh not gonna lie my universe kind of sucks in general and i'd be pretty okay with ditching it in favor of something less objectively awful

what are the odds that i'm not gonna get fucked over though

From:

pocketspa

i mean look buddy you def seem to get fucked at a higher percentile than the average doof but id say theres always gonna be SOME chance of that
but if the option is like
the ultimate fuck versus maybe getting fucked 50% less you just have to shoot your shot
on the upside looks like people might not even leave here ever so
you might just never have to go home

From:

blap_blap

mmm hey guess what that doesn't sound like an upside that sounds like existential horror

i might just try the whole few universes to the left thing

like i got one in mind but it's really probably gonna be another spin on the how fucked am i roulette

i don't know what i did to deserve this

i mean i'd say it was all the murder but everyone was doing a murder so

From:

pocketspa

well thats possibly the most relatable thing youve said yet
sometimes you just do a murder
its like that
look im not the dude whos gonna be bustin ass out or whatever thats not my expertise but
know a few things about universe surfing
maaaaybe i can lend some hot knowledge when it comes down to it
how to get where you wanna be going

[If he's already bringing Marco and Fidds, which he knows Lup will insist on, she probably won't be mad if he just tosses Tim on the pile, right? That's probably fine. No idea how he's gonna fit all of them on the Starblaster now that the twins take up 3x the space each, but that's a problem for Hypothetical Future Taako.]