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justbeingknife

[ Oh.

Now who was being romantic? Majima had rested his hands one over Tim's hip, another over his beefy thigh, and now he tilted his face upward to catch his boyfriend in a kiss. A couple of them, actually: to the corner of Tim's mouth where his left fang was exposed, and the bridge of his nose, with that scatter of freckles. And then a smooch with some tongue in the package, even though Majima could feel a big dumb smile wanting to take over his face. It did anyway, despite his efforts. ]

I feel the same way. I love you, more than anythin' in the whole world. And...

[ Majima loved every inch of this sweet slab of beef, actually. Now that he'd had a taste of what it was like to be hopelessly, stupidly in love, how could he ever go back? ]

We can still get married here, y'know. I wanna really go overboard. White cake, tons of flowers, nice suits, frilly little invitations... the works.

[ Go big or go home, right? An inextricable part of Majima's personality. If he was going to have a wedding, he wanted it to be a wedding, with doves and rings and shit, and he wanted to see the smile on Tim's face when he leaned in to kiss the groom. Surely Tim would want the same, right? He loved flowers and romantic gestures, and if Majima could help make that happen, by god he was going to do it. ]

From:

blap_blap

[Thankfully, they could still kiss and grin like assholes at the same time, so everything worked out just fine. And Tim couldn't help but love the way that Majima wandered with his kisses, pressing them not just to his lips, but also to the corner of his mouth and over the freckles on his cheeks and nose. It was sweet, in a way that would probably embarrass Majima if Tim mentioned it.]

[The idea of going back to his own universe, where he'd be stuck in his terrible job with Jack, and no handsome crime man to tell him he loved him? What a trash universe, he should throw the whole thing out. And, really, what would he even be leaving behind that mattered? Any family he had left thought he was dead. The only vault hunter he liked was Athena, and she'd understand, she was willing to keep working for Jack so that she could get enough money to support herself and her girlfriend. And in exchange, he'd get to live with the crime man love of his life who apparently stopped aging at like 30.]

[Sounded like a fair trade to him.]

Can I have a bouquet? [He just wanted to hold a really big bunch of flowers for his wedding, and maybe get to throw them at people at some point. Y'know, wedding things.] I could wear white, I'm sure they make white suits. Not that I can wear anything that isn't custom anyway.

[Because of his stupid 50-plus inch chest. Nobody really made suits off-the-rack that fit that big of a chest and hips as narrow as his, so hey, if he was getting a custom suit regardless, he could tell them to make it white.]

From:

justbeingknife

What's a wedding without a bouquet?

[ Majima reached over, finding Tim's hand and lifting it so he could press his lips to the backs of his boyfriend's fingers. ]

We can go out to some wedding shops, look at options. I figure we'd both need to get some tailorin' done, anyway. Oh, and look at rings, while we're at it.

[ Not that there was anything wrong with that; Tim had to know already that Majima was like Fan #1 of that amazing 50-plus inch chest. ]

So -- red roses or white?

From:

blap_blap

Sure, that sounds great, we can do that. We, we can look at rings. Yeah, definitely.

[Holy shit, they were going to look at rings. Majima was actually going to marry him, and, like, Tim had definitely wanted to get married even before he'd met this handsome werewolf, but he'd never really thought it would actually happen. Someone actually loved him enough to want to spend the rest of their life with him, who would've thought?]

[The dumbass smile was back. God, he was so fucking stupid and so fucking stupid in love with Majima.]

Red? Yeah, I think red, it'd be too much white if I'm wearing a white suit. Contrast or something, I dunno, I didn't do art in school. Have I mentioned that I love you yet?

From:

justbeingknife

You sure did. But uh, it's kinda music to my ears? You can say it as much as ya want.

[ Another smooch, this one with plenty of tongue, and this time the way Majima's hands slid over those narrow hips of Tim's wasn't just fond. Everything was fucking adorable about this minotaur, from the smile to the excitement to the way Tim's speech center kind of short-circuited when he was happy, and Majima really, really wanted to make his boyfriend happy.

You know, if Tim couldn't already tell from the smitten look in his eye as Majima gazed up at him. Not looked. Gazed. ]

I'm sure plannin' to. I love you, Tim.

[ So much that he was probably in trouble? He'd probably get arrested for being too gross, it was only a matter of time. ]

From:

blap_blap

[It sure wasn't hard to tell that Tim was thrilled, not when he had a mouth full of stupid and his ears were doing that happy little flutter, and he really couldn't even stop them if he wanted to. He did try to keep himself from accidentally smacking Majima's face with his stupid ears, but that was easier said than done when his face was right there for a kiss and Tim was on cloud freaking nine.]

[So if Majima's goal was to make his beefy boyfriend happy, well. Mission accomplished, Tim was one happy cowboy.]

I love you. [He leaned in, cupping Majima's face in his hands and kissing him.] I love you. [Again.] I love you.

[Gross. Disgusting. Someone call the police on these two assholes, this should be illegal.]

Hey. [He had his forehead pressed up against Majima's, but carefully so that he didn't bonk him with his horns or anything.] Since I'm already here, want me to just stay the night?

From:

justbeingknife

You don't even have to ask.

[ Of course he wanted Tim to stay over. There was always room at Majima's place for another helping of space cowman, and he answered Tim's declarations of love with more kisses, all the while feeling like he wasn't built to handle being this happy. No one was, right? He could hardly imagine how his heart, skipping its stupid beat, could fit in the confines of his chest. ]

I love you, too. And, uh... if ya want, I got a new pair of heels I bet you'd like.

[ Now Majima was reaching out to hold and kiss one of those wiggling bovine ears, cheek warm against the soft fur. ]

Or anythin' you want.

[ Look, anything for his sweet Nosferatmoo, that was Majima's motto and he was sticking to it. ]

From:

blap_blap

[There were people in the universe who were apparently this happy all the time, running around in their great lives with people who loved them while exactly zero of those people get shot or horribly murdered or something. Hard to believe, but true. Tim and Majima were just late to that party.]

[Majima's fingers tickled his ear when he held one of them still enough to kiss-- which did only make one of them stop, the other still fluttered a few more times. He really couldn't help it.]

Oh, you, uh. You got a pair?

[Well, at least he didn't know about the pair that Tim had bought him for Christmas, right? Because those were safely tucked away in the back of his closet, and there was no way that Majima would have gone snooping through his things that one time that he'd left him alone in his room.]

I, I'd definitely like to see them sometime? If you wanted to put them on.

From:

justbeingknife

[ Majima's response was to push forward, spreading some of those kisses around to Tim's neck and shoulders, and slowly but surely leaning his boyfriend back against the arm of the sofa. By the time Tim's back was pressed against up against the upholstery, there was what one might call a new note of anticipation to his smile. ]

Gimme five minutes, then. I'll meet ya in the bedroom.

[ And then he'd slip loose, the better to throw a smile over his shoulder. ]

Oh... you're not real attached to that shirt, are ya? I've got spares.

[ There was absolutely 0 chance that Majima had snuck a look at his Christmas present!! ]

From:

blap_blap

[The kisses to his neck and shoulders was an easy distraction, and Tim followed where his boyfriend guided him, leaning back as Majima pushed against him until his back was against the sofa. Not that Tim ever had a problem being underneath Majima, especially not when he was smiling down at him in a way that made his stomach go all shivery and hot.]

Yeah, okay, sure.

[Five minutes, he could do that. Tim could be a patient boy while Majima got himself ready, that was fine. And, well, he had a pretty good idea of what Majima would need to prepare for, because there were only a few reasons for your fiance-to-be to ask you if you liked your shirt, and Tim was down for all of them.]

No, not really, it's, you can do whatever you want to it. Definitely not important, should I, um, do I need to do anything? While you get ready?