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<PasUnPolicier>
Date: 2020-02-02 02:13 am (UTC)< mrhandsome69 >
Date: 2020-02-02 02:34 am (UTC)so, like, who have you talked to about this? maybe somebody who knows teleporting magic would know more? or maybe they'd at least know how to make you un-teleportable or something
has anything weird happened to you lately?
<PasUnPolicier>
Date: 2020-02-02 04:09 am (UTC)[Please imagine his deadpan here. He follows it up more thoughtfully with...]
There is something else. I bought a trinket from Mana.
< mrhandsome69 >
Date: 2020-02-02 04:18 am (UTC)what does it do? because uh i've gotten stuff from mana before and it wasn't exactly what i expected
<PasUnPolicier>
Date: 2020-02-02 04:21 am (UTC)[There's a loooooooooooooooooooooong pause.]
What did you trade her for?
< mrhandsome69 >
Date: 2020-02-02 04:46 am (UTC)well i was really tired of having to, yknow. eat people? so i asked her to give me a feeding method that didn't have murder as a prerequisite
so now i have to do, like. extreme necking to eat??? i wanted energy eating but fuck me i guess
<PasUnPolicier>
Date: 2020-02-02 02:24 pm (UTC)I requested a sleep-aid.
< mrhandsome69 >
Date: 2020-02-02 05:32 pm (UTC)when exactly did all this teleporting crap start happening
<PasUnPolicier>
Date: 2020-02-02 05:40 pm (UTC)[He is clearly putting this together, now, Tim.]
There must be a way to control it.
< mrhandsome69 >
Date: 2020-02-02 05:51 pm (UTC)like maybe if you're out in the countryside and there isn't a bedroom around for miles to dump you into, you'll just. stay put?
<PasUnPolicier>
Date: 2020-02-02 05:55 pm (UTC)Putain de merde!
I am a damn ninny. I knew she was a sly creature, but I worded my request precisely. Yet still she found a loophole, if this is the case of it!
< mrhandsome69 >
Date: 2020-02-02 07:16 pm (UTC)like i wouldn't expect a teleportation clause in an insomnia cure, that's pretty out there