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Date: 2019-02-03 11:47 pm (UTC)
restinglichface: DNT ([surprised] huh?)
From: [personal profile] restinglichface
wait wait

roll that back a second

what do u mean killing a lot???
like duh we gotta kill to survive i get that but like
what other sorta killing does he do
hes not the jelly type is he?

Date: 2019-02-06 06:31 am (UTC)
restinglichface: (I have no fucking clue what Homestuck is)
From: [personal profile] restinglichface
[mmmmmMMMMMMM]

so what u are saying is
my brother could very well be in danger associating with this guy
right

Date: 2019-02-10 03:51 am (UTC)
restinglichface: it's shaped like a knife (corn is the scariest vegetable.)
From: [personal profile] restinglichface
[mmMMMMMMMMMM]

like
heres the thing tho

not to call my baby brother a total slut but hes a total slut
ur roomie isnt the only monster on his booty call rotation and thats just fact

is that the kinda thing thatd set ur boy off or what

Date: 2019-02-16 10:52 pm (UTC)
restinglichface: (I have no fucking clue what Homestuck is)
From: [personal profile] restinglichface
yeah that part i kinda figured but thats not what im asking

i dont care if hes the last person who has the right to be mad

IS he gotta get pissed?

Date: 2019-02-22 03:35 am (UTC)
restinglichface: that WON’T kill a horse. (There’s just so few pranks)
From: [personal profile] restinglichface
ok but what if i have more questions

like

how do u know so much about ur same named roomies love life?????? were u guys involved or what???

Date: 2019-02-26 03:29 am (UTC)
restinglichface: DNT ([surprised] huh?)
From: [personal profile] restinglichface
[lup over here, slowly putting the pieces together......]

waitaminute
hold the phone kemosabe
lets roll this back a sec

body double
but u have the same name??? what the fuck is ur backstory my guy????

Date: 2019-03-03 12:06 am (UTC)
restinglichface: (I have no fucking clue what Homestuck is)
From: [personal profile] restinglichface
[Tim.

You realize you sound fucking crazy, right?]


WHOMST

ok so
u didnt have any money
and somehow THIS was a better alternative than getting into crime?
do u know how many banks id rob first????
also just like what the fuck my guy
what the fuck
why did no one talk u outta this fam

Date: 2019-03-07 03:01 am (UTC)
restinglichface: (Furries can do infinite crime!)
From: [personal profile] restinglichface
your life is just all kinds of fucked huh

so whats better
being a cannibal monster man or jacks body double

Date: 2019-03-16 04:25 am (UTC)
restinglichface: DNT ([surprised] huh?)
From: [personal profile] restinglichface
u have lived a really weird life if being a monster is more normal for u

Date: 2019-03-30 08:32 pm (UTC)
restinglichface: (I have no fucking clue what Homestuck is)
From: [personal profile] restinglichface
yeaaaah im gonna call bs on that one
nothing abt that reads fine to me

but u do u boo

Date: 2019-04-04 03:32 am (UTC)
restinglichface: without his pants on (You never see Glenn Beck)
From: [personal profile] restinglichface
eeeeeeehhhh

4/10
needs more competent women kicking ass in it tbh
but as far as tragic backstories goes
it sure holds up

Date: 2019-04-04 04:53 am (UTC)
restinglichface: DNT ([unsure] so. what the fuck)
From: [personal profile] restinglichface
well shit tell me more

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