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<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

So you would have preferred a silent voyeur?

< mrhandsome69 >

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uh i would've preferred you weren't there but i would've taken you throwing yourself out a window tbh

<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

I was in no mood to burn to a pile of ash, merci.

< mrhandsome69 >

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i wasn't super in the mood to have my tits stared at, but boy was i disappointed

<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

[You sure about that, Tim? If Javert did not have to think so long about what he was typing letter-by-letter, he would have been tempted to call Tim out on his half-truth and say he most certainly wanted Majima Goro to ogle.

He did not.]

At ease. It is the ropes that were the grander distraction.

I understand in abundance that I was rude, but I am not in the habit of minding my manners when I awake in a foreign bed. I hoped you would make do with my apology.

< mrhandsome69 >

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ugh

i hate this

like it's not FINE but it's fine

[Apology kind of accepted. Accepted enough.]

do you at least know why you popped up in somebody else's house??? i'm pretty sure that's not normal monster bullshit and also that could be super bad. like what if you just show up in a poacher's house or something?

<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

That unpleasant thought has crossed my mind.

If it is me alone that is plagued with this affliction, then it is me alone that must figure the solution. I will get to the bottom of this.

< mrhandsome69 >

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oooooooor

and like, hear me out on this

you could NOT try the whole 'look at me i am a very stoic french policeman oui oui baguette' thing

i get staying on brand but also you don't have to lone wolf everything

<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

So you are offering to aid me? How do you intend to?

< mrhandsome69 >

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i mean, i could try

so, like, who have you talked to about this? maybe somebody who knows teleporting magic would know more? or maybe they'd at least know how to make you un-teleportable or something

has anything weird happened to you lately?

<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

I awoke to yours and Majima's bedroom fantasies.

[Please imagine his deadpan here. He follows it up more thoughtfully with...]

There is something else. I bought a trinket from Mana.

< mrhandsome69 >

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pretty sure it's not a fantasy

what does it do? because uh i've gotten stuff from mana before and it wasn't exactly what i expected

<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

Juno Steel warned me of the same.

[There's a loooooooooooooooooooooong pause.]

What did you trade her for?

< mrhandsome69 >

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oh

well i was really tired of having to, yknow. eat people? so i asked her to give me a feeding method that didn't have murder as a prerequisite

so now i have to do, like. extreme necking to eat??? i wanted energy eating but fuck me i guess

<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

[Another loooooooooooooooooooooong pause.]

I requested a sleep-aid.

< mrhandsome69 >

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and uh

when exactly did all this teleporting crap start happening

<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

When do you suppose? After I closed the deal.

[He is clearly putting this together, now, Tim.]

There must be a way to control it.

< mrhandsome69 >

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yell at mana? find a way to make yourself un-teleportable? there's gotta be a limit on like, what or how much can be popped around town. or maybe how far you can be teleported?

like maybe if you're out in the countryside and there isn't a bedroom around for miles to dump you into, you'll just. stay put?

<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

[Can you hear that from across the city, Tim? That's the sound of Javert lobbing his talisman at the wall as hard as his fist can throw.]

Putain de merde!

I am a damn ninny. I knew she was a sly creature, but I worded my request precisely. Yet still she found a loophole, if this is the case of it!

< mrhandsome69 >

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i mean i dunno how you were supposed to anticipate that one

like i wouldn't expect a teleportation clause in an insomnia cure, that's pretty out there