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< mrhandsome69 >
Date: 2020-01-31 03:33 am (UTC)<PasUnPolicier>
Date: 2020-01-31 03:34 am (UTC)< mrhandsome69 >
Date: 2020-01-31 03:54 am (UTC)<PasUnPolicier>
Date: 2020-01-31 04:13 am (UTC)He did not.]
At ease. It is the ropes that were the grander distraction.
I understand in abundance that I was rude, but I am not in the habit of minding my manners when I awake in a foreign bed. I hoped you would make do with my apology.
< mrhandsome69 >
Date: 2020-02-02 01:44 am (UTC)i hate this
like it's not FINE but it's fine
[Apology kind of accepted. Accepted enough.]
do you at least know why you popped up in somebody else's house??? i'm pretty sure that's not normal monster bullshit and also that could be super bad. like what if you just show up in a poacher's house or something?
<PasUnPolicier>
Date: 2020-02-02 01:53 am (UTC)If it is me alone that is plagued with this affliction, then it is me alone that must figure the solution. I will get to the bottom of this.
< mrhandsome69 >
Date: 2020-02-02 02:05 am (UTC)and like, hear me out on this
you could NOT try the whole 'look at me i am a very stoic french policeman oui oui baguette' thing
i get staying on brand but also you don't have to lone wolf everything
<PasUnPolicier>
Date: 2020-02-02 02:13 am (UTC)< mrhandsome69 >
Date: 2020-02-02 02:34 am (UTC)so, like, who have you talked to about this? maybe somebody who knows teleporting magic would know more? or maybe they'd at least know how to make you un-teleportable or something
has anything weird happened to you lately?
<PasUnPolicier>
Date: 2020-02-02 04:09 am (UTC)[Please imagine his deadpan here. He follows it up more thoughtfully with...]
There is something else. I bought a trinket from Mana.
< mrhandsome69 >
Date: 2020-02-02 04:18 am (UTC)what does it do? because uh i've gotten stuff from mana before and it wasn't exactly what i expected
<PasUnPolicier>
Date: 2020-02-02 04:21 am (UTC)[There's a loooooooooooooooooooooong pause.]
What did you trade her for?
< mrhandsome69 >
Date: 2020-02-02 04:46 am (UTC)well i was really tired of having to, yknow. eat people? so i asked her to give me a feeding method that didn't have murder as a prerequisite
so now i have to do, like. extreme necking to eat??? i wanted energy eating but fuck me i guess
<PasUnPolicier>
Date: 2020-02-02 02:24 pm (UTC)I requested a sleep-aid.
< mrhandsome69 >
Date: 2020-02-02 05:32 pm (UTC)when exactly did all this teleporting crap start happening
<PasUnPolicier>
Date: 2020-02-02 05:40 pm (UTC)[He is clearly putting this together, now, Tim.]
There must be a way to control it.
< mrhandsome69 >
Date: 2020-02-02 05:51 pm (UTC)like maybe if you're out in the countryside and there isn't a bedroom around for miles to dump you into, you'll just. stay put?
<PasUnPolicier>
Date: 2020-02-02 05:55 pm (UTC)Putain de merde!
I am a damn ninny. I knew she was a sly creature, but I worded my request precisely. Yet still she found a loophole, if this is the case of it!
< mrhandsome69 >
Date: 2020-02-02 07:16 pm (UTC)like i wouldn't expect a teleportation clause in an insomnia cure, that's pretty out there